Thursday, June 16, 2011

Winning Duh

So I'm actually writing this post yesterday which will be in today's past. That means I'm contacting the future from the past. But my future will be the past's present. The past present future will be the time I presently present the past information to the future.

Anyway enough of that. Just got yelled at by some woman for being loud in the library. She said she'd throw me out. And I was like: "Do it you won't / I'd like to see you try / Psh, you have no authority."

Winning
Duh

P.S. while trying to schedule this post I realized there was no way to generate 6:66 as a time stamp.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

North Dakotaian Mythology

I don't know if you've noticed but some people think that North Dakota doesn't actually exist. (For anyone out of the United States lemme fill you in: So there appears to be this rumor going around America that the state of North Dakota doesn't actually exist.) So anyway I've been visiting family in other parts of the country and then kid's will ask me "Oh Miles where are you from?" and I'll say, "hey I'm from North Dakota don'tcha know?" and they'll start laughing and they'll say something like: "oh silly Miles North Dakota doesn't exist".

Recently I made a google search and realized that this rumor has reached epic proportions:



So I've made it my personal mission to prove the existence of North Dakota. So I don't know if you have heard or not but here are just a few of the regional monuments:


If you follow the links to the websites I got these pictures from you might realize that a few of these do not acknowledge that the previous monuments are in fact in North Dakota. This is a result of a gross oversight on the world's part to acknowledge the existence of North Dakota.

Morgan Freeman makes this face when you say North Dakota doesn't exist.
There you go myth busted.
As far as pictures go and copyright laws - credit where credit is due (as in I did not take these pictures)
But for the record I could have seeing as I can see all three monuments at the same time from my backyard.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

DC Please Don't Sue Me

An essay I needed to write on culture recently produced these images:

I think he hit the one guy in the face with the other guy's crotch and then the chair the first guy was in flipped into the air. But that's just me...

What Batman says is not important.


Think about it.
Oh the 40s how wonderful...ly stupid you were.
There are more but let's see if I get sued for this first before I add them.