Brief Commentary During Work Hours

Found this while trying to figure out a chemistry lab:

think about it

I never cease be amaze by intellegence of the yahoo answers.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Previous sentence is gramamtically correct on purpose

Scary Things

It's close to halloween and I thought what would be scarier than a reblog? Probably a lot of things...

Found this the other day and liked it.

Just thought I'd share a picture that I liked.

Bitchin'

Found this is my school folder. Enjoy.

It's Been A While

Straight to business.
I got bored while doing so chemistry work when I decided to hit up the amazon. It sort of looks like this now:

I really hope someone gets that joke.

Then after that I went to the website and I decided to look up the play station three. I searched used cause I've had some pretty good experiences buying used. It's still pretty expensive though:



It's true go take a look.

So I think I'll wait till it gets a bit cheaper.

Making Up For Lost Times

This one's for Harry Potter Fans!
First off I'll start by saying I'm finally done with it. I watched the last movie two days ago. And DAMN it was good. It was funny though. Not the movie but the people who came to watch it. I wish I had my camera cause with my phone you would not be able to see anything. BUT anyway. There was a group of emo goth people who came in. One was a guy with a top hat with bunny ears coming out of the top. Another was a girl who was wearing a shirt that was so torn up she would have been better off not wearing one at all. Later an old man walked in wearing all leather. He had dyed the front part of his hair white (or alternatively dyed the rest of his hear black) he had a ponytail also. Then two people walked in one dressed as snape and the other as... well i dunno it was a girl who was dressed kind of like The queen's character in "The Kings Speech" movie. But I digress. The moment "Snape" walked in many pulled out their cameras and snagged some pics. I regret not taking my camera. There was a group of kids who's friend didn't save them seats. pretty funny.

Now my main point. If you are planning on going out to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, Here is my Harry Potter In the deathly Hallows part one summary in 3000 pixles or less.

I had to split it up a bit cause Blogspot/Blogger was not showing it correctly in one piece.
And welp that's the end of part one.

Congrats are in order if you're about to watch Part 2 because it means that you can finally get on with your life. I know I can.

Age Inappropriate

I really just don't know...

I was on vacation for a month but now I'm not.

And now I have a tablet. God help us all.

Winning Duh

So I'm actually writing this post yesterday which will be in today's past. That means I'm contacting the future from the past. But my future will be the past's present. The past present future will be the time I presently present the past information to the future.

Anyway enough of that. Just got yelled at by some woman for being loud in the library. She said she'd throw me out. And I was like: "Do it you won't / I'd like to see you try / Psh, you have no authority."

Winning

Duh

P.S. while trying to schedule this post I realized there was no way to generate 6:66 as a time stamp.

North Dakotaian Mythology

I don't know if you've noticed but some people think that North Dakota doesn't actually exist. (For anyone out of the United States lemme fill you in: So there appears to be this rumor going around America that the state of North Dakota doesn't actually exist.) So anyway I've been visiting family in other parts of the country and then kid's will ask me "Oh Miles where are you from?" and I'll say, "hey I'm from North Dakota don'tcha know?" and they'll start laughing and they'll say something like: "oh silly Miles North Dakota doesn't exist".

Recently I made a google search and realized that this rumor has reached epic proportions:

So I've made it my personal mission to prove the existence of North Dakota. So I don't know if you have heard or not but here are just a few of the regional monuments:

If you follow the links to the websites I got these pictures from you might realize that a few of these do not acknowledge that the previous monuments are in fact in North Dakota. This is a result of a gross oversight on the world's part to acknowledge the existence of North Dakota.

Morgan Freeman makes this face when you say North Dakota doesn't exist.

There you go myth busted.
As far as pictures go and copyright laws - credit where credit is due (as in I did not take these pictures)
But for the record I could have seeing as I can see all three monuments at the same time from my backyard.

DC Please Don't Sue Me

An essay I needed to write on culture recently produced these images:

I think he hit the one guy in the face with the other guy's crotch and then the chair the first guy was in flipped into the air. But that's just me...

What Batman says is not important.

Think about it.

Oh the 40s how wonderful...ly stupid you were.
There are more but let's see if I get sued for this first before I add them.

Worst Three Dollars I Ever Made

Earlier today I semi-completed a challenge with a friend of mine. A third party supplied a tub of fudge, but it seems now that it could not have actually been fudge. It was most likely sugar and melted chocolate. I was given maybe six ounces of milk and twenty minutes to finish the tub. This challenge was a simple one. Do not vomit and finish the tub in one sitting to win five dollars. There is a video of me almost reaching my goal. If I can figure out how to edit it to hide my identity I will most likely post it here. Allow me to give a brief synopsis:

Minute 1: Starts off strong multiple spoon after spoon.
Minute 5: begins to feel the burn. Literally The fudge starts burning my throat.
Minute 6-9: Eating shit jokes begin
Minute 10: Nausea sets in
Minute 13: Small Asian girl joins in on the fun but is not allowed to eat the fudge
Minute 14: Almost done, seriously difficult
Minute 15: Assistants spread the fudge across bottom of tub to show how little is left
Minute 16: Jokes end. Shit just got real.
Minute 17: Strategy: holding nose makes eating the fudge more bearable
Minute 18: Almost done about two or three more spoonfuls
Minute 19: Second to last spoonful almost causes spontaneous vomit
Minute 20-22: I give up

Was bad. The original challenge was for five dollars but it was simply impossible to complete and therefore I only received three dollars. It was just bad. I felt nauseous for the rest of the day. Almost threw up during American Studies. When I came home I tried to take a nap but I had nightmares about the taste of the so called fudge. I still have a headache and when I tried to drink a thing of root beer with dinner I nearly threw up right there.

What fudge should look like.

Needless to say... what I ate did not look like that.
The End

Repent the End is Near

The walking dead!
Even the CDC is getting into the spirit.

Since today is Judgement day (although it's a bit too late now) I'll dish up some rapture related jokes:
So those who have not sinned are sent to heaven on judgement day. The rest are left behind to deal with a scourge of living dead. (If I am to understand correctly) This means that God gets rid of the wimps and leaves the bad asses to kill zombies... sounds good to me.
Also (not trying to be offensive), if Judgement Day passes and no one gets judged then does that disprove Christianity?

When judgement day did not come, life made this face:

Have a happy doomsday everybody.

When Will People Learn?

Don't know this one's name because I had no accomplice this time.

I think this one's a sophomore though.

Almost Legal and Less than Funny

Bloop dee blop
I was just catching up on some blog reading today while studying for tests and writing a term paper while listening to this. It literally took me hours to figure out it was about final fantasy but I guess that's a good thing in retrospect.
Oooooo this is turning into one of those not funny blogs about my life that I was trying to make fun of...

Anyway I'm working with two friends of mine (a quick google image search reveals that neither of them are available) to make this funny thing... yep... stay tuned for more info.
Btw it's a video.

Q & A with Miles

Q: Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
A: Of course, if they didn't then how could a spork exist? A mule is a cross between a donkey and a horse. A Zonkey is a cross between a Zebra and a donkey. A spork is a cross between a fork and a spoon. Obviously they can mate but their offspring are infertile.

Q: You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

A: I hang up the phone. Easy next question.

Q: If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

A: Nothing, that'll catch 'em off gaurd.

Q: Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

A: Of course not. Most fish don't know what a bicycle is. Those who do can't afford them. Plus what fish has legs long enough to reach the pedals. Now don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to be racist, I'm just trying to be realistic

Questions provided by blogger. If you have your own please leave them in the comments and I'll answer them promptly

A Strange Swooshing Sound

I was making a comic for you guys but then I got distracted.
I didn't save it and now it's lost forever. Well at least until I decide to remake it.
Instead I give you this:

Explanation? No I don't think so.

Obsessive Compulsive Post Disorder

I think I promised an explanation for my brief disappearance in comic for so here it is:

true story

Trick Question

Still have not gotten in trouble. Sometimes I wonder if people look at their files. (If you have been directed here from a message on your hard drive or H-drive: Press this link)

I've been gone a while. I've got a little comic strip to explain where I've been but I don't have time for that today. So instead:

Get on that Australians

 

With a touchpad. Oooooh yeah... Trying to get an Ipad pageview.

SO anyway... Can't help but feel as if the title of this is a jab at me. Too bad Dave's pictures are on my phone and I can't upload them yet. BUT I can do this:

Your hats will be removed for hacking the server.

Computer Unsafety

Tip one always log off of public computers.
Sitting in the midi lab at my school only to find this person still logged into his account.
Not the first time, so I've decided to take it upon myself to teach him a lesson.

Child your identity has been hidden. Next time it won't let's not let this happen again.
Maybe I'm serious maybe I'm not. Thanks for reading.

Btw I saved the smiley face to your H drive.

Post Nerd

I hate to post three times today but upon reading a blog of a friend of mine I realized I could be much better at this whole blogging thing.

But I don't think I'll actually try. So before I get started on this post lemme just say it may come across as a tad bit offensive to some people. I assure you I am not trying to be.

One is plural

Nuff said

I hope that was funny... but probably not...

Done now.

A bit of editorial before I go completely. Type "The Coconut Monkeyrocket" into iTunes. Best dance music ever.

The Icecream Man

The following story is true:

I was sitting in my room with my window open. I hear the drone of an electrized "Entertainer" begin. Obviously the ice cream man was near by (would ice cream be one word or two?). The drone continued until nine at night. Never once did the music blarring from the man's truck's speaker dim in volume. This made me wonder whether he was driving in circles, very small circles, or staying in one place. So this event caused two things to happen to my mind. The first: to explode (if you believe my mind weak, I say try listening to the icecream truck music for four hours straight while studying for exams). The second: to come up with the following statement:
With gas prices so high, how can the icecream man afford to drive around in circles for hours?

the end

Love, Miles

Hello Future Fans

My world domination quest begins here. But before we get started allow me to relate some information to you. Contrary to popular belief, my name is not "Miles". In fact, I may or may not be male. I am male, however, but you'll never know if that's true or not so I guess it doesn't matter.

I suppose I should introduce this blog and why I believe you should read it. This blog will consist of random pointless information as well as my own ramblings (hence the name). Enjoy.

Shout out Philly area like a salty bull. da hell?