Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Icecream Man

The following story is true:

I was sitting in my room with my window open. I hear the drone of an electrized "Entertainer" begin. Obviously the ice cream man was near by (would ice cream be one word or two?). The drone continued until nine at night. Never once did the music blarring from the man's truck's speaker dim in volume. This made me wonder whether he was driving in circles, very small circles, or staying in one place. So this event caused two things to happen to my mind. The first: to explode (if you believe my mind weak, I say try listening to the icecream truck music for four hours straight while studying for exams). The second: to come up with the following statement:
With gas prices so high, how can the icecream man afford to drive around in circles for hours?

the end

Love, Miles

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