Even the CDC is getting into the spirit.
Since today is Judgement day (although it's a bit too late now) I'll dish up some rapture related jokes:
So those who have not sinned are sent to heaven on judgement day. The rest are left behind to deal with a scourge of living dead. (If I am to understand correctly) This means that God gets rid of the wimps and leaves the bad asses to kill zombies... sounds good to me.
Also (not trying to be offensive), if Judgement Day passes and no one gets judged then does that disprove Christianity?
When judgement day did not come, life made this face:
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