Q: Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
A: Of course, if they didn't then how could a spork exist? A mule is a cross between a donkey and a horse. A Zonkey is a cross between a Zebra and a donkey. A spork is a cross between a fork and a spoon. Obviously they can mate but their offspring are infertile.
Q: You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
A: I hang up the phone. Easy next question.
Q: If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
A: Nothing, that'll catch 'em off gaurd.
Q: Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
A: Of course not. Most fish don't know what a bicycle is. Those who do can't afford them. Plus what fish has legs long enough to reach the pedals. Now don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to be racist, I'm just trying to be realistic
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