Worst Three Dollars I Ever Made

Earlier today I semi-completed a challenge with a friend of mine. A third party supplied a tub of fudge, but it seems now that it could not have actually been fudge. It was most likely sugar and melted chocolate. I was given maybe six ounces of milk and twenty minutes to finish the tub. This challenge was a simple one. Do not vomit and finish the tub in one sitting to win five dollars. There is a video of me almost reaching my goal. If I can figure out how to edit it to hide my identity I will most likely post it here. Allow me to give a brief synopsis:

Minute 1: Starts off strong multiple spoon after spoon.
Minute 5: begins to feel the burn. Literally The fudge starts burning my throat.
Minute 6-9: Eating shit jokes begin
Minute 10: Nausea sets in
Minute 13: Small Asian girl joins in on the fun but is not allowed to eat the fudge
Minute 14: Almost done, seriously difficult
Minute 15: Assistants spread the fudge across bottom of tub to show how little is left
Minute 16: Jokes end. Shit just got real.
Minute 17: Strategy: holding nose makes eating the fudge more bearable
Minute 18: Almost done about two or three more spoonfuls
Minute 19: Second to last spoonful almost causes spontaneous vomit
Minute 20-22: I give up

Was bad. The original challenge was for five dollars but it was simply impossible to complete and therefore I only received three dollars. It was just bad. I felt nauseous for the rest of the day. Almost threw up during American Studies. When I came home I tried to take a nap but I had nightmares about the taste of the so called fudge. I still have a headache and when I tried to drink a thing of root beer with dinner I nearly threw up right there.

What fudge should look like.

Needless to say... what I ate did not look like that.
The End